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- Karate boxer:
- a boxer that must jog in all his dreams because he wakes
you up at least twice every night *Kicking* you (hard) while
fast asleep.
- Kennel:
- Where you go when the kids fight and your husband yells at you.
- Kidney-bean Dance, Doughnut dance, Happy dance, The Horse
Shoe, The Boxer "C", cheeri-o, doin the donut dance;
wiggle butt; butt dancing:
- The uncontrollable contortion of a standing Boxers side and
back muscles, occuring when they are happy or excited, resulting
in their overall body appearance taking on the semblance of a
legume, most notably the kidney bean; touch nose to tail and
do 360s; wiggling their bum; moving their rear ends around even
crashing into you with it.(see also ambileguminous, Boxer Greeting
and Bucking Bronco). There are two types of Kidney-bean Dance:
1) The slow kidney bean dance. This is when they wiggle their
back ends from side to side, and it's usually accompanied by
the head doing the same thing. So they have their heads and bums
almost meeting on one side. They'll hold that position for a
few seconds and then switch to the other side. So you have head
and bum right, head and bum left, head and bum right, and on
it goes. When looking from above, their bodies resemble a kidney
bean shape. Whilst doing this kidney bean dance, they will often
be licking the air. They are actually kissing YOU but from a
distance. Of course, the famous Boxer wave (pawing) can often
be seen during the kidney bean dance. 2) The fast kidney bean
dance. This is very similar to number 1 except it's only the
rear end that goes from side to side and it's much quicker. So
you have the butt going left, right, left, right, left, right
etc. This is usually accompanied by the head looking up at you
whilst doing multiple *Boxer sneezes* and or *Boxer smiles* or
as in number 1 the *long distance kiss*.
- Kidney-bean Stance:
- prelude to the kidney bean dance, is where they will curl
their butts up and just stand there (of course until they see
their tail, and then commences to try and chomp it -- it's just
a little out of their reach, much to their chagrin and our entertainment!).
They look like they have a really bad itch on their butt and
just don't know how to get it!
- Kidney kick:
- what you receive if you stand in the way of a kidney-beaner.
- Killer slime:
- that trowel full of slimy foam that you see on your stockings
AFTER you have got to work and walked into a meeting!! (which
you then inconspicuously try to wipe off with a copy of the Meetings
agenda!!).
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